CRAZY QUESTION

Why boys do not need to use sanitary napkins?
If used, later thought to hotdog

What object in view box, but if held round?
School emblem on the pocket of high school girls

What is the difference between soup with siti (name of a woman)?
if soto mienya mienya white but if siti black, can not believe just try it ....

What is the difference between the army as a condom?
If the army discipline, if the condom slipped

Ride what you like being chased birds?
Rickshaw ride (public transport Indonesia), chased the bird builder

What the hell is going up and down below the navel?
Zippers

What a difference a skirt with a rocket?
More and more rockets to the top did not look, that skirt looks more and more to the top

What does it matter whether the same secretary sexy secretary?
Secretary either "good morning sir"
Sexy secretary "it's morning, sir"

What similarities infants with snack canasta?
Equally contrived pake 'magic wand'

What are the similarities between breast milk and mineral water?
The same source, from the mountains

What is the difference between a hero and a virgin?
Heroes fight to the death, while the virgin fight to the death of the first

What is the difference between birds of paradise with women?
Bird of paradise is a bird paradise, while the female is a paradise of birds

What bird is stuck in the wall?
His bird lizard men

which is stupid, what is Batman Superman?
stupid Batman, already know can not still use fly wing

Nyampe what animal the first time in months?
Neil Armstrong bird hmm

What is the difference fell from one floor to the fall of the floor 13?
If from the first floor, his voice "bruuk ... aaa ...",
If the floor 13 of his voice "aaa ... bruukkk ..."

What are the doors being pushed as 10 people can not open?
Existing door command "PULL"

What is the smallest hole in the world?
Ass hole. The wind just have to scream if you want to pass

Why men like to think and talk like women?
Because men have two heads, the women had two mouths.

What equality burnt fried fish, people fall into the well off, and women can get pregnant?
Because too much was appointed